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bartlett

1a. a small irritating fever in human form, usually appears when not needed or wanted
1b. refers to something very small, or small in comparison to something else which is larger or better
both of the above definitions refer to a person in the north herts area who fits both criteria and the phrase was first donned by those who he believes to be his friends. WARNING: if you ever get into contact beware of the mood swings especially when he is having his period
whilst this may appear to be the slagging off of a particular person he has become so infamous that it a country wide term
2. a pear
1a. "does anyone actually like bartlett?"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"no"
"yes, i mean no"
1.b. "wow look at that that new year 7 he's well bartlett"
2. "Hmm I would have a bartlett if only it didn't remind me of a fag in the north herts area, even though i have not met the boy i already dislike him"
by the anti-bartlett July 26, 2008
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bartosz zoltak

he likes to fuk grey ppl and rams a small penis man called kacper ptak
bartosz zoltak rammed kacpers tight butthole and drank his tit milk
by hong kongnese faggot June 25, 2019
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Bartolozzi

A speed talker, thinker, and user. An individual that speaks in contradictory parables. Nonsense has become the soul purpose of his/her existence. This individual is known for his/her themeless rhetoric and undeserved sense of self-accomplishment.

This ROFL individual has horrible interaction with women, thus reaffirming the previously stated. Incoherence and garble are two of three primary skills that allow this individual to function on a daily basis.

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om nom nom
by The Architect's architect February 5, 2010
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Barty

The act of running a pARTY on a Boat -> BARTY
-hey yo, u going to the barty?

-sure I am

-You better get a new suit for it!
by im on a boat mothafucka April 15, 2011
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bartender body

Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.
Is that a tire in her shirt?

"No bro she got bartender body "
by Ballenwv08 November 12, 2013
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Bartle

one who decides all that happens in this universe, also there the reason you got a divorce with your sexy wife.
Bartle, you can do that! Bartle: Skeet
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The barton Beater

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head
person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head
by codymanfuck October 22, 2009
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