by Loopymexican2020 November 03, 2020
To have the blunt for a long time as u bullshit or tell a story or you repeat to hit the weed with out passing
Josh:yah bro party was so litt
Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting
Kim:oh my fucking God Josh stop being a dickhead and pass the weed why in the hell are you blunt sitting
by Beatmydick69 October 02, 2017
(verb)
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.
or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.
To make an otherwise passionate, exciting, relationship dull and boring.
or (noun) The boring anti-climax of a previously exciting relationship.
The secret hookups of Barbie and Ken came to an abrupt love blunt when Ken introduced her to his ugly, boring friends.
"I love blunted that bitch all night."
"I love blunted that bitch all night."
by Ifuckedurmom August 31, 2008
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
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