The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
Get the Austinmug. A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!
by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
Get the Austinmug. A very sexy guy, wirh floppy hair and a mice body. Austin is very insecure and sensitive. Loves music and reading. Loves to talk
by magconsweetheart13 June 6, 2015
Get the austin lucas espinozamug. Austin a guy who people like most of the time but is actually a dumb lanky white kid the no ones likes
Oh No austin
by Condom sucker December 29, 2021
Get the Austinmug. a generous and nice person
by anonymous October 11, 2023
Get the Austin molinamug.