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Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.
I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.
by The Real Driller June 12, 2022
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Sock Apple

A disgusting apple that tastes like it has been living inside of a sock. Usually found in things like school lunches and cafeteria food.
I cant eat this, its a sock apple.
by desertbears July 10, 2010
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Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 15, 2013
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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017
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Apple Out

AppleKing's way of saying goodbye or cya.
Person: "Bye Mr. Apple".
AppleKing: "Apple out mate".
by AppleKing(Ruler Of Apple) January 31, 2021
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Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.
by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022
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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
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