Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face
I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*
by DericiousCaramelMan March 16, 2013
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Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
by vilDOOM December 27, 2020
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Apple Hoe

When someone jumps Apple product to Apple product
Your such a Apple Hoe
by LivingForLove September 24, 2015
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Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.
That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.
by totally not a mod April 23, 2021
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Apple Boobs

Female breasts that appear to resemble a round sort of fruit, such as a ripe apple. This particular class of badonkadonk is of the highest place of honor and esteem, and anyone whose gaze should even fall upon such mammaries should consider themselves exceedingly lucky.
Gee, Charlie! That dame's sure got a hootin' pair a' apple boobs, now don't she?
by aPervyGeinocolgist February 06, 2017
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Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.
by goodwitchazura April 05, 2022
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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch
"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"
by Atomic Arrow December 22, 2017
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