H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.

Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?

by King D with double R May 18, 2020

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D.A.R.E.

Drugs Are Rally Exquisite

everyone forgot that D.A.R.E. means that too

by THE LOL April 8, 2006

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Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

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Acronym - D.A.B. is a southern derivative used to politely call someone a dumb ass bitch. This acronym lets you subtly diss people right to their face since no profanity is used.

The term was first coined in local grocery stores and was often used to describe (mainly female) customers who really had no idea what they were doing.

Associate 1: Check it, this lady just asked me why this Walmart was so small compared to the others!

Associate 2: Did you tell her this is a CVS?

Associate 1: Yeah but not after I trolled her for a while *laughs*. What a D.A.B.

Associate 2: *laughing* Yeah what a D.A.B.

by Jobz September 10, 2014

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