second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

30 second sam

a chronic masturbator that likes to do his business in class. He "cummed" from Macedonia and now resides in forest lake.

"Look at 30 second sam over there! He's rubbin' it in his hair!"
"oh God he smells!"

by ipromise4ever January 11, 2012

Second Prestige at life

Adjetive: When people are so brofessional at life that they are above others who are not bros.

Eylam, Remy, Steven, Will, Brendan, Jake, and Lucas are second prestige at life.

by Hideki okajima October 15, 2011

Second Messiah movement

A religious movement that expects a now messiah with the status of Jesus.
It is based on the vision in the book of Revelation of the woman clothed with the sun and her child.
People in the movement believe it predicts a new messiah.

He's in the second messiah movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 2, 2011

second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed

"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"

by niallisgay August 25, 2011

second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid

Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid

by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017

Second hand semi

When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner

Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"

Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"

by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018