father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022

Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time

'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'

by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017

Father’s Milk

Ranch dressing

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk

by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

father

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Father.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother

grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now

by datboroboy January 15, 2017