Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

father/daddy distinction

The distinction where the word "father" is primarily used in textbooks while "Daddy" in movies. This distinction has first existed in the 2025 Indonesian movie "Panggil Aku Ayah" (meaning "Call Me Father"), which is an adaptation of the 2020 Korean movie "Pawn".

In the classroom, we learned about the father/daddy distinction, and it was hilarious to see how the same character was referred to differently in the movie!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.

I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.

by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017

Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time

'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'

by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017

Wheel of Father

When your mother is such a hore that she’s got multiple leads of possible men she slept with before you were born.

David was curious about his father and his mom didn’t know who he was. He had to play wheel of father to find out.

by Dnurse15 August 16, 2023

Father

a person that someone looks up to or thinks of as a father.

person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???

by euphoricGAYtilly December 27, 2021

Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025