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Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball
I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun
by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017
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Cannon

A fucking amazing person that will brighten your day with a charismatic attitude and will always give the best advice and help you.
You should definitely be like them they cannon they’re amazing
by Ronnie love you December 20, 2021
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Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
by Kelton Williams September 25, 2016
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thot cannon

An literal cannon that shoots thots
Thats the most powerful thot cannon i’ve ever seen!
by NoRRJJ October 4, 2018
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M cannon

I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.
I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.
by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019
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granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020
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Orbital Strike Cannon

a working nuke in Minecraft that can blow up any coordinates you want (often referenced/built on the Lifesteal SMP)
"Squiddo please don't build another Orbital Strike Cannon."
"Minute can build Orbital Strike Cannons faster than anyone I've ever seen bro."
by haterggs August 4, 2025
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