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zombietiming 

Zombietiming (verb) is exposing the lies, myths and unchecked facts reported by the news media outlets.
For fear of zombietiming researchers, the news reporter stuck to the journalist's credo, and expected professionalism, of uncovering the truth through balance, fairness, honesty and decency.

Zombietimed (noun): the news reporter got zombietimed, in a big way, for the lack of credible facts and rampant dishonesty in the reported news article.
zombietiming by Webler December 9, 2008
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zombie o'clock 

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.
Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

zombie borrower 

A person with a loan (or mortgage), who hasn't been able to pay the instalments on time. In such case the bank may or may not change the conditions of the repayment to slightly more favourable ones. Because the borrower might not be able to pay back the loan, the loan contract is half dead. Like a zombie.
Bank employee 1: I don't get you, is this a risky loan, or is the guy paying the instalments on time?
Bank employee 2: He has barely paid any instalment on time, he is a proper zombie borrower.
zombie borrower by Grivio July 1, 2011

Zombielitist 

A portmanteau of "zombie" and "elitist". A zombielitist is someone who was into zombies 'before it was cool' and frequently expresses contempt for the current upswell of zombie popularity. He or she is disdainful of the lack of realism, consistency, and originality in most contemporary zombie films, and perceived cinematic ignorance of today's fans.
As a zombielitist, I have been forced to pack away all of my zombie shirts for the indefinite future. I can no longer tolerate ending up in unsolicited conversations with idiots who "love zombies" but have never heard of George Romero or Lucio Fulci.

zombie plan 

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same
zombie plan by vaugn May 10, 2012

Zombie Headache 

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.
His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!
Zombie Headache by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.
Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.
zombie sit by Raditude July 22, 2012