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hanukkah zombie 

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

hanukkah zombie by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008

Beer Zombie 

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.
Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*
Beer Zombie by Splek January 1, 2009

Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.
Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.
Cum-Zombie by Phillerup August 21, 2008

Prozac Zombie 

(n.) 1. One who has been prescribed significant levels of the anti-depressant Prozac for a prolonged period of time, and thus lives a monotonous and falsely pleasing lifestyle, 2. the living dead, who consume nothing but Prozac
A- Prozac is a wonderful drug.
B- Why are you talking like a robot?
A- Because life is pleasant.
B- You are a fucking Prozac Zombie.
Prozac Zombie by J-Gill August 4, 2010

Walk Like A Zombie Day 

Every 13th of oct. is walk like a zombie day. Wlzd is canncelled if locally there is fog, if it is friday and/or there is a full moon ( to decrease zombie attacks). Walk like a Zombie you do not have to speak like one but you may.
What the hell is up with you - Bob
Its the 13th of october - John
OHHHHHH walk like a zombie day- Bob
Walk Like A Zombie Day by Ian M October 15, 2005

Shop Zombie 

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
Shop Zombie by Fussganger May 4, 2009