A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.
The hanukkah zombietotally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.
-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.
Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.
Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
BeerZombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*
(n.) 1. One who has been prescribed significant levels of the anti-depressant Prozac for a prolonged period of time, and thus lives a monotonous and falsely pleasing lifestyle, 2. the living dead, who consume nothing but Prozac
A- Prozac is a wonderful drug.
B- Why are you talking like a robot?
A- Because life is pleasant.
B- You are a fucking Prozac Zombie.
Every 13th of oct. is walk like a zombie day. Wlzd is canncelled if locally there is fog, if it is friday and/or there is a full moon ( to decrease zombie attacks). Walk like a Zombie you do not have to speak like one but you may.
What the hell is up with you - Bob Its the 13th of october - John
OHHHHHH walk like a zombie day- Bob