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Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.
"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"
by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012
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Perfect Zero

A number in any position that ends with zero. Most notably in the ones, tens, hundreds, and thousands.

The purpose of having a Perfect Zero/Perfect Zeroes is to make calculating numbers easier (think powers of ten, but most versatile. Plus, they look cooler).
Example of Perfect Zero: 1,896 to 1,890, 1,800, or 1,000/2,000.

Or, 123,456 to 120,000 and other derivatives.
by RDTurcios December 23, 2022
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Zero my Gat

The process of tightening ones anus using various exercise techniques, specifically after prolonged anal sex
Friend 1: You free?

Friend 2: No, a butt buddy and I just got finished packing the fudge now I gotta zero my gat.
by BoMavis November 13, 2020
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Three-zero

"... even after passing the big three-zero?"
by munac November 15, 2023
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The Zero Factor

When society judges people whether they are successful or not by the number of zeros they have accumulated in their bank accounts—when hundredaires and thousandaires are normally overlooked and looked down while millionaires and billionaires are noticed and respected (or even worshipped).
What differentiates the rich and the famous from the poor and the notorious on this side of heaven is not just the fear factor but also the zero factor.
by Numerati December 26, 2024
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Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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