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"But the shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes..."
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
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Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
by Disclaimer October 7, 2006
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wither on the vine

if something withers on the vine, it is destroyed very gradually, usually because no one does anything to help or support it.
Plans to create cheap housing for the poor seem doomed to wither on the vine.
by BIG BIRD7 January 23, 2009
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Witgen

The appitamy of perfection. All witgens are either of the awesome, hot amazing catergory or of the sexy, funny, awesome catergory. All who see such a named person should instantly bow and acknowledge that amazing person.
"Hey tom, look over there!"

"Holy crap erin your right, that is so a witgen!"

"Bow man bow"
by Pinapple...hermes April 4, 2009
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Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.
Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.
by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009
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Going With

Old 1980s/ 1990s slang. Meaning 'going out with' or 'going steady with'.
Alex is going with Lisa

Jade and Bill are going together
by tim15423 July 28, 2009
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Dances With Smurfs

James Cameron's Avatar, so called for the following reasons:
1) Near enough the same scrpit as dances with wolves
2) The Na'vi look kinda like smurfs from the 80's cartoon series
1: Dude you coming to the cinema tonight?
2: What you going to see?
1: Dances with smurfs
2: Meh i think i'll give Avatar a miss
by Runs with Eagles January 22, 2010
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