whistlin' willy

A dickhead (willy) who annoys people by his random whistling.

I can't get any work done because of the whistlin' willy beside me.

by going rogue December 23, 2015

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Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert August 27, 2008

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Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

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Willie Stroker

A News Reporter that Strokes his Penis.

Oh! That's awkward! That News Reporter is a real Willie Stroker!

by CarlFilip19 March 25, 2018

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A "Hot Willis" is a variation of the "Hot Carl". A Hot Carl is when your partner has a piece of saran wrap over their face and you take a shit right onto the saran wrap, the poo warming their face. The Hot Willis variation is performed by pulling away the saran wrap, crapping directly onto their face and then jumping up and yelling "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" alah Gary Coleman from Different Strokes.

At my high school reunion, my math teacher wanted me to give her a Hot Carl in the bathroom. So, I followed her into the john, assumed the position and delivered a Hot Willis instead.

by Thrilljockey June 14, 2006

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