Whomperknogging

Similar to lolygagging, wasting time or becoming distracted, only by men in a gay way. Typically friends in a joking and/or flirtatious manner.

I ended up whomperknogging with Isaac for half an hour on my way to the bathroom.

by Butt_Crack_Bandit May 31, 2023

whompdonkey

A raging, bass-faced ignoramus who has consumed so much productivity powder (cocaine) and chinese confusion powder (ketamine) that they have head-banged themselves retarded at the rail.

That fuckin whompdonkey stole my gf at subtronics with a bag of peruvian nasel fuel.

by Whompdonkey January 6, 2024

Whomper

Relating to the word "Whomp" but in the form of a physical being. When there are no other words that could possibly summarize how much energy and joy a thing/person drains from you.

"I really thought I was gonna enjoy Evil Dead Rise, but it ended up being a total whomper!"

"Jim wouldn't shut the fuck up about his dad during the party, that dude is a total whomper."

by BorgGlorger January 15, 2024

whompacampus

when something is eskew, out of place, or disordered; specifically in a whacky way

Her jacket fit all whompacampus on her, especially because she mis-aligned the buttons.

by megamind1881 November 8, 2023

Whompwhomp

Whompwhomp is the best thing in existence aka funnier than the word “weiner”

My family died! Other guy “whompwhomp don’t care”

by Kabluey March 1, 2024

whomper

A very very overweight person. This guy makes a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.

Eric: Wow look at that whomper .
Shawn: Geez, he has his own gravitational pull.

by Xondo March 28, 2024

whomper stomper

Basically shoes

i got some whomper stompers on my feet

by Gold⚡️mine December 2, 2024