Perm Whales

Those fat chicks working at a hair salon.

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.

by Henry O'Neal August 30, 2012

Kingdom Of Whales

A group of people who are ridiculously obese. There are currently three members of this group and they are all ex's of the members of the Trio.

Prince Of Whales- Christopher.
Ambassador of Whales- Gregory.
King Of Whales- Bob.

The most recent of the Trio's ex's are in the Kingdom of Whales.

by Sincerly Jordan November 3, 2008

Sperm Whaling

When you joint urethras with a beta male and shoot your goo down his tiny cloaca

Oh shit I'm boutta cum, oh fuck oh fuck oh FFUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKK UUUGGGHHHHH UUUGGGHHHH TAKE MY CREAM, YOU SLUT OH SHIT I'M SPERM WHALING YOU OHHHHHHH YOU DUMB CUCK JESUS FUUUUUUCK

by Billeffencosby November 11, 2019

war whales

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

by officialrekt1 June 17, 2018

Ovary Whale

An unofficial name for a female sperm whale, cannot be said with a straight face.

Man, check out that ovary whale:
Sweet, check out the size of its head!!

by OriginalAnno January 25, 2011

Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.

Jay gave fat sweaty Betty the sperm whale last night.

by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010

Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.

Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015