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Perm Whales

"Man, did you see those Perm Whales at the salon? I got my hair did right.
by Henry O'Neal August 30, 2012
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Whale Pod

When a Whale Whisperer gets multiple chubby girls to acquiescence to his will a the same time they form a Whale Pod. These Whales (Chubby Girls) receive acceptance and social interaction with one another, but more importantly they received the approbation they each craved from the Whale Whisper. In return for this they willingly submit their bodies for the sexual pleasure and attended to his every ordinary need.
That evening each Sperm Whale of the Whale Pod put on a Whale Show for the Whale Whisper taking a turn to masturbate as he watched. They knew he greatly enjoyed hearing each Whale Song when they climaxed.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
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whale boss

by Tozieman January 19, 2019
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beaver - whale

A cross between a beaver and a whale. Obviously not existent but used normally as an insult to someone who is abnormally large and very hairy. A beaver - whale can also used to describe someone very lazy and does little with their life.
person 1: 'look at grandma, she has been sitting there all day doing nothing!'

person 2: 'she acts like such a beaver - whale'
by cheekydinosaur1234 February 20, 2011
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Weed Whale

A person that smokes a lot of weed and has become obese from a severe case of the munchies
Synonyms: Pot Potato
"Dude, there was this girl who smoked a ton of weed in my school and was super chubby, we called her a weed whale."
by Derpderp200 December 30, 2017
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Sperm Whale

When you pick up a woman of bigger size and when having sex with her you put her face down and blow your load in her ass and watch it spray out like a sperm whale.
by The_Only_Freakass November 6, 2010
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Land-Whale

A whale that is on land that people expect to stop breathing, which they don't.
Ben: STOP BREATHING LAND-WHALE!!!
Nik: Nobody expects the Spanish Land-Whale to stop breathing.
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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