Tag-Watch

When you want to stay updated on the events of a show but don't actually feel like watching it, so instead you check its tags on a social media website (often Twitter or Tumblr) to read people's comments about it and get an idea for what's happening. It can also apply to a show you actually do want to watch, but can't for whatever reason, and want to know what happens, anyway.

Friend A: "I don't really care enough about Glee to watch it anymore, but I still can't help but wonder what it's like these days."

Friend B: "Why don't you just tag-watch it? There are still plenty of bloggers that care about it, for some reason."

-OR-

Friend C: "My roommate was a dick and invited his girlfriend over during The Walking Dead, so now I'm sitting outside the door, reluctantly tag-watching tonight's episode and trying to ignore the sounds of him porking her in his bunk."

by kina coco October 21, 2014

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

thigh watcher

Someone who casually watches them thighs. Thigh watchers will do anything to see a girls thighs.

Brayden: Aye you seen Cat in that Instagram pic
Tristan: Yeah bro them thighs looking mighty fine and extra thick bro
Brayden: You must me a thigh watcher
Tristan: Especially that girl Cat, bruh them thighs are hella sexy

by ThighWatcher21 March 7, 2017

toe watch

Being on the look out for good toes on any and everyone.

Kylie is on toe watch right now.

by kayjamxx June 10, 2017

piss watch

When several drunk girls have to go outside and pee by a dumster orbehind a building but they need a look out---that person does the piss watch and keeps others from watching the show

Judy had already taken a Pee in the bathroom in the bar so she was our piss watch when we all went outside to Peebehind the dumpster-- she did her best to keep guys from staring at us when we were in those vulnerable positions .

by Indabutt September 23, 2017

singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly

"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"

by MangMang December 30, 2017

beige watching

Throwing on a marathon of something you've seen multiple times in the background while performing other activities. Used mainly about shows that are familiar for purposes of nostalgia or don't require close attention.

"Whenever I clean my apartment, I'm always beige watching The Office."
"I'm beige watching Tabatha's Salon Takeover for the hundreth time."

by skeletonkeylime May 1, 2018