Dark wizard

When you get blackout drunk and beat off on your friends couch, nut on it in the process and get woken up with a still hard cock.

Dude I had to kick joey out last night, I knew he was gonna dark wizard in my room again.

by Nesthiq April 4, 2020

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wacky Wizards

A game on ROBLOX, mixing potions in the cauldron making different kinds of potions to "High Heels Potion"
(a potion that can make you 10/5 inches taller including the transformation of your shoes to "high heels" thus the name).
And another potion like "Noodle Arms Potion" (a potion that can make your arms act like a noodle, and also a "y" can be added at the end of the first word) and there are different kind of events that can happen (actually only one, but more coming) including the event called "Mr. Rich" (a event that can happen at any time, to defeat the enemy you need to make a "Hot Potion" it can be made with the ingredient "Chili" and you need to load it in the cannon to hit Mr. Rich) heads up there are 194 potion including the "premuim potions"

Ammount of Regular Potions - 126 potions
Ammount of Premuim Potions - 68 potions

That's it, thanks!

Have you played Wacky Wizards yet?

Wacky Wizards sounds cool!

Wizards are wacky.

(wait this doesn't sound right)

by JOJO MARTIN August 2, 2021

Evil Wizard

Evil Wizard is a character in Uncle Grandpa who is inherently (as the name suggests) evil.

Steve: Hey, did you see the new Evil Wizard segment on Uncle Grandpa last night?

by Gobo IV January 28, 2023

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024