wizard dog

a dog with fluffy, floppy ears, furry coat, friendly personality, and an all-around nice dog.
a golden retriever that is so cute, awesome or just lazy, old wizard dog.
"man you have some wizard dog".
by campbell rees October 15, 2008
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wizard hands

Someone who is good with their hands. Such as fingering.
”The only reason Emma still hooks up with Jake is because he has wizard hands”
by whatsuplosers69 August 25, 2020
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Lizard Wizard

a person who uses mathmatics, stats and rng to meta game really hard in a video game.
people who play with a jacked dodge build are the lizard wizards of payday 2
by lionheart617 January 13, 2022
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Shaft Wizard

Mary is a shaft wizard when it comes to handling them

Well what’s a shaft wizard?

A shaft wizard is a person who is manic when it comes to handling these shafts. They supposedly enjoy a shaft or two every night. Most shaft wizards travel is groups of 3-4 in the large city of Chicago.
Wow Mary that’s the second shaft you’ve indulged in tonight. You truly are a wizard Madame mary!

Your a shaft wizard Mary!
by Imlebrongoat234 January 26, 2025
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Special Wizard

A Special Wizard is someone who is a wizard at grooming "special people"(autists or people with down syndrome, mainly the latter)

They're too fucking lame and ugly to find an actual boy/girl their age so they're dependent on grooming r***rds. They usually do it from their moms basement with cheeto dust all over them, they are obese, and obsessed with minecraft
Person 1: bro look at that guy over there he's grooming that 14 year old chick with down syndroms

Person 2: bro it's a fucking special wizard
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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Wizard Of Finance

A term of honor applied to one with a special love of money & a gift for investing far above average. The best. A money magnet with a splash of Meyer Lanskey.
"Of course he netted us $50 grand. That motherfucker is The Wizard Of Finance ! "
by Wizard Of Finance December 10, 2020
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