unce

Techno beat sound.

Let's go smoke some reefer!
OK!
Unce unce unce unce!

by sean h. April 30, 2003

unconditional sex

Sex without any strings attached. No commitment, just sex, such as with a fuck buddy.

Some are seeking unconditional love, others are just looking for unconditional sex.

by Caller ID October 19, 2007

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

uncountable

1. not countable
2. incapable of having the total precisely ascertained
3. indefinitely large in number
4. an infinite number
5. too many to be counted
6. innumerable

The number of reasons for Kate and Kyle's love for each other is uncountable.

by keightie August 2, 2010

My Uncle Ted

Refers to a creepy (often theoretical) person who is usually an uncle by genetics or marriage, else is a close male friend of the family who has a strong pedophilia feeling, and sometimes appears to be homosexual too. This always applies to adult men who have been accused or convicted of sexual violence/rape, child molestation, or bestiality, likes pornography, lives in a cave, is over 40 w/ a receding hairline, excessive back hair, ear hair, and nose hair, and/or gets a boner every time he see's a person under 12 years of age. These people should generally be avoided.

Person 1: "Would Chuck Norris be considered My Uncle Ted, considering he has banged every female in existence, which implies that he had a boner while around people under 12 years of-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 1: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Person 2: "That's what you get for questioning Chuck Norr-"
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *POW*
Person 2: *Gasps for breath as he/she dies on ground*
Chuck Norris: "That's what you get for being in the presence of someone who has questioned Chuck Norris."
Incoming Roundhouse Kick: *FAIL*
Chuck Norris: "Nice try Mr T., but only I can do that." *PWNZ*

by PossumCuber October 16, 2009

mango unchained

Nickname for Donald Trump. “Mango” refers to his overly tanned, orange hued skin. “Unchained” refers to his demented, unhinged, irratic behavior.

“Meanwhile, Mango Unchained is due for a Twitter meltdown anytime now...”

by ddk April 22, 2018

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.

Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017