TwitterChrist

1. To make a reemergence tweet after a long hiatus on twitter. 2. A person who you thought was dead but then appears on twitter.
3. An online miracle.

1. Is DP dead he hasn't tweeted in 3 days? Nevermind hes a #TwitterChrist and just tweeted that his nut sack is sweating from sitting underneath his blanket for too long.

2. Holy #TwitterChrist, 2pac is alive because real 2pac has a blue star next to his name and twitters celebrity confirm is flawless.

2. Who the hell is Ham Celek following me? Oh #TwitterChrist I went to high school with that kid but hes dead to me.

3. Holy #TwitterChrist I can not believe that happened.

by Jonny5G36 November 6, 2010

twitterdoodle

When a boy gets really excited right before sexual intercourse, his penis will get hard while traveling in a small circle and then shooting out cum.

Bro, I got so excited I accidentally twitterdoodled all over this chick's face.

Damn brooo.

by sikhlover January 23, 2011

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011

twitter

noun. anatomy. The area located directly between the "twat" and the "shitter". Formerly known as "taint".

twitter is the new taint.

by icrackmeup August 12, 2011

twitter apology

When a person (most often a celebrity) issues a less-than-sincere retraction on Twitter for something negative they said about another celebrity. The phony apology is usually made for the express purpose of garnering publicity.

Charlie Sheen just issued another Twitter apology for calling Denise Richards the n-word.

by cubanitovich June 19, 2014

Twitter Peeps

My people, my friends, my family, my followers.. Example.. #nightmytwitterpeeps

Example.. I Love my twitter peeps

Twitter peeps is used as a term/form of endearment. Love. Respect.

Example.. plural.. So and so are my twitter peeps
Example.. singular.. She is my twitter peep
Example.. past tense.. He was once my twitter peep
Example.. I love my twitter peeps!

There are certain people/accounts that I consider my twitter peeps because I love/like to communicate/associate with them.

by @[e-mail] July 1, 2014

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016