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Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
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nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob
wow james is a nob twat
by Sex vibe July 23, 2018
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twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.
Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017
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Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
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shit-twat

A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
Jen always relates things to the Law of Attraction. She's quite a shit-twat.
by Ivan Otteronmi February 9, 2012
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twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.
"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."
by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014
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twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.
"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"
by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014
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