turd surge 

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

turd surge by rlarge86 November 27, 2011

turd of mouth 

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

turd of mouth by Arthur Riddic Oldman August 22, 2012

Turd Black 

The ugliest, darkest color of turd.

Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.

Turd Black by blackshitz October 3, 2012

Turd holster 

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

Turd holster by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

turd gurggle 

The sound the stomach makes moments before you take a crap.

"Ah, man my belly just turd gurggled."

turd gurggle by Chushyabbfle November 14, 2013

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your time with a load of crap. A person who's lies are so long winded and obvious they stink. An ex lover or romantic interest who repeatedly told lies.

She's a turd burglar. I don't know why I listened to her?

Turd Burglar by MudJones November 26, 2013

turd scrambler 

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

turd scrambler by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013