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trumpalotapus

A large male orange dinosaur with small hands, large torso and head so large its neck can't support it. He only feathered dinosaur of it's size. Generally a very loud dinosaur that grabs at the female genitals as a sign of dominance. It's intelligence is lacking any significance and is considered as a stupid bully among other dinosaurs. This dinosaur also has ordinarily strange lips that quiver when the pheromones of the female species is picked up making an awkward sounding duck like noise.
Did you see that Trumpalotapus grabbing pussy and pounding his large chest as he sloshed through the swamp?
by Vtpepperman420 December 15, 2016
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Take a trump

When your poop comes out orange and angry
The President is taking a big, steamy trump all over immigrants. (Take a trump)
by madzd February 8, 2017
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Trump Dictionary

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
by Deest February 23, 2017
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Trump

To talk a lot of shit and not be able to back it up.
"Man she was a trump, all these freaky texts and she just laid there"
by @big_the_savage January 16, 2019
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Trump Train

When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
by The_Mark October 31, 2020
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Donald Trump

A dellusional guy who had his spray tan (which was the incorrect colour) permanently stick to him. He probably didn’t even notice that it went wrong and that he looks like a fucked up cheeto.
OMG look at Donald Trump! His spray tan went wrong and now he looks like a Cheeto LOLOLOL
by GUCCI model #1 November 19, 2020
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Trump

The douche that thought about building a wall before insurance, named his kid after him ruining that kids life forever, and grabs da pussy
Why, just why america. Trump? Is this the best we can do?
by arrow_t_brid March 29, 2017
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