Urinal Toe

What happens to old men who wear sandals and public rest rooms...

Man I was just in the men's bathroom and there was at least 2 old men in sandal splashing all over their feet. But I hear Urinal Toe is good for athlete's feet.

by ilookmarvlus July 31, 2018

Club Toe

When someone drunkenly decides to take their sandals off at the club, thus resulting in the blackening of ones feet from the filth of youthful exuberance slowly rubbing into your skin.

"Oh my God you bitch, stop touching my knee with your club toe."

by Wanilla Ice February 11, 2020

My toe hurts betty

What a pigeons call in the UK sounds like if you listen carefully. You can't unhear it afterwards

"did you know that a pigeons call sounds like my toe hurts betty?"

by Sam.c May 26, 2020

ranpos.toe.sweat

very cool mutual
had a kokichi phase
very funny

ranpos.toe.sweat is a dazaicest supporter 🙄🙄

by pregdogzaicest June 27, 2021

frank bruno's big toe

When the need to go to have a dump is overwhelming and it is coming close to touching the cloth

My god if I don't go soon I'll have Frank Bruno's Big Toe

by Spannerman May 23, 2008

I Lava Toe

Your drunk gf/bf tries to text 'I love you' but it autocorrects to 'I lava toe'

Me: I love you
Him: I lava toe
Me: wtf

by NaiTea December 23, 2017

camel toe

a Camel Toe is a Wedgie except from the front of you. more as, not in the butt, the penis/vagina.

"oh !@#$!! that guy just gave me a camel toe!! thats gonna KiLL in the morning!!"

by rachazinanion June 15, 2009