dick stuck in a toaster

when somone is acting nonchalantly about a serious situation.

"Man richard has got himself into some serious debt with the canadian mafia, they'll break his legs for sure."
"I kniw, but he doesn't care at all, he's got his dick stuck in a toaster for sure.

by xxxxxxxxxxxlllllxxxxxxxxxxxxxx August 7, 2017

The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"

last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious

by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010

powdered toast man

when a gay male sprinkles a generous amount of cinnamon and sugar inside of the ass crack then fucks his submissive partner (grabbin his ass cheeks)while the receipient backs it up so it resembles ren and stimpys powdered toast man flying backwards then lands on the givers face thus making it a sweet rim job

kareem has a sweet tooth so he called his steady boyfriend over for a powdered toast man

by nahlidge508 August 18, 2009

toast

toast is a game you play with 4-5 guys. sit in a circle, put a piece of toast in the middle, and you all have to cum on the toast. the last one to cum on the toast looses and they have to eat it.

damn, did you see jim's face last night after he lost toast, i would hate to have been him dude!

by omg ashley March 3, 2009

Jam on toast

meaning top of the range. cream of the crop. the dogs bollucks.

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'

by Jiggins April 14, 2005

Toasterhead

Toasterhead is a label. It is used about punk males with heavy underarms (and a body to match!), lots of tattoos, preferrably some piercings and a fairly round facial type. (Goes with the body...)They usually have a good vibe attatched to them, they're not pissed off old punk dudes.

Benji Madden and most of the rest of the guys in Rancids "Fall Back Down" vid are Toasterheads.

by MiaTheCat708 February 2, 2006

anus toaster

1. A person who is extremely stupid and acts that way on a frequent basis.

2. A person who acts like an idiot for no apaprent reason.

1. Man: Haha, I just bought a sweet Huffy bike!
Woman: Huffy's fucking suck, you anus toaster.

2. Man 1: Dude, I totally just jumped off a cliff and broke most of my bones!
Man 2: What the fuck? You're an anus toaster.

by Ally September 29, 2004