A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Trollmug. Verb. The act of trolling in coordination with one or more other trolls to maximize efficiency and effect. Is often used to create the illusion of mass hatred toward certain parties.
Scott: "Hey me and a buddy are team trolling this chicks blog so that maybe then she'll sleep with me. Wanna help me out?"
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
Austin: "Alright spam jew and then I'll throw a tits or gtfo at her."
by FURST!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2010
Get the Team Trollingmug. Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.
by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015
Get the Troll Shittingmug. Security guards at a high end club or lounge mainly there as a barrier to keep ugly girls out of the venue.
See the guys at the front they are totally Troll Patrollers they just turned away a bunch of snooki wannabes!!!
by Vegaspantyparty September 2, 2012
Get the Troll Patrollersmug. To troll, but in a lackluster manner that is much lazier and less effective than traditional trolling. Unlike traditional trolling, Shit Trolling is done when one simply wishes to get a few cheap laughs out of his/her victims, rather constructing an elaborate and/or clever ruse to reel in his/her prey. Basically, a small-scale trolling which guarantees less results for less effort.
I was tired last night, but felt like shit trolling, so I posted a blatantly biased comment on some guy's Facebook post in order to get a few hateful replies.
by Noushbag July 2, 2015
Get the Shit Trollingmug. A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.
A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."
by thevineyard May 9, 2007
Get the concern trollmug. - PICTURE THIS SCENE: JAM PACKED BAR IN OZ!It is when you are trying to get a job in a bar in Australia and the only way to get it is by dancing on the bar ! BUT the other girl who eventually gets the job instead of you is skinny and an excellent dancer and dances with a chair on the bar but is UGLY, However all your friends are at the bar watching and screaming to the girl while you both dance on the bar for the job. They are screaming MOO PIG TROLL GET OFF THE BAR.
by Sally Callow/Lee Neumann January 11, 2009
Get the pig trollmug.