Keldon Cook

Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.

Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.

Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.

Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)

by Chris Bittner December 29, 2013

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cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

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Cook Girl

A weirdo kid who tries to be a funny. She calls her friends' buffoons and always fake cries. She is also a really good cook. And has a father Tim Cook the CEO of apple. She also NEVER plays Roblox with Souza BOYYYYYYY.

Cook Girl is at it again Yall.

She's always acting like a Cook Girl.

by Cook Girl October 10, 2021

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madison kaydence cook

The most beautiful girl in the world. No one can be like her . She is very smart and out going . You are lucky to even talk to her . She is an amazing person. She will love you forever and is very good at potrey ,and loves to sing .

Look at her . I know she is beautiful. She must be a Madison kaydence cook ..

by Annie9905 March 18, 2017

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