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Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020
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Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.
Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger
by Sal Bob September 30, 2019
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Show Bacon

Anything that can be classified as perfect, illustrious, or otherwise worthy of proud display.

Have you ever cooked bacon to sheer perfection? Not too crispy, not too limp? To the point where you are so utterly impressed and proud of your accomplishment that it comes to completely define the concept of "perfection"?
"Dang, that car is some serious show bacon!"
"Aw honey, you are complete show bacon <3"
by kilowatthours June 21, 2019
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bacon sauce

Juices formed from cooking bacon in the oven, which can then be used to cook other products such as eggs, aubergine, asparagus, green beans, zucchini, etc. in the same cooking dish as said juices
Could I have some eggs fried in bacon sauce?
by Tommy TwelveGauge January 9, 2023
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Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.
by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
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Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual
we road the bacon train right over those fools
by ginger winner April 28, 2011
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Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.
Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.
by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010
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