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Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.
by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021
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Stanley steamer

This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”

Man 2) “why not?”

Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”

Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”

Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
by Ascience August 27, 2021
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Carolina Steamer Remix

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but instead they shit on your face and you motorboat the butt cheeks after.
Sarah expected a Carolina Steamer, but she was surprised when I hit her with the Carolina Steamer Remix instead.
by DookieBraids June 30, 2021
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fenway steamer

When a New York Yankees fan buys the Souvenir Red Sox popcorn helmet at Fenway Park , finishes the popcorn, takes a shit in the Red Sox helmet , and slams the shit filled helmet on the piece of shit Red Sox fan in front of him. The Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaa Yankees WIN!
If you get the popcorn souvenir helmet , you have to give the Fenway Steamer when you’re done.
by MackleDeeslong August 13, 2022
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West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.
We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer
by enjoimark April 26, 2022
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reverse jungle steamer

When a woman takes a huge dump on a man and then swings head first into the defecation, as though she is swinging in the jungle.
Wow, Shalyn just took a huge reverse jungle steamer on Willie and poop sprayed everywhere.
by Debodatubz October 24, 2022
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cw steamer

When crockpot connor leaves a hit n run in the upstairs bathroom
Crock left another cw steamer, kid needs to learn how to flush.
by crock September 17, 2022
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