Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019

shrek

He picks up girls everywhere

oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too

by iemontine April 12, 2022

Shrek

Our lord and savior,

He demands onion sacrifices

Person 1: When would we see Shrek?
Person 2: December 25, 2020

by ShrekLuver69420 December 20, 2020

Shrek Ears

Shrek ears

the use of facial masks because of Covid 19 will result in Shrek ears condition due to the elastic bands

by TRANSPORTCOP May 6, 2020

Shrek

God

I worship Shrek
I have a shrine for Shrek
My religion is Shrek
Shrek is my life

by FatAss DumbleDaddy December 14, 2019

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022

Shrek

America's national bird.

Shrek is bald like an eagle.

by 12345678ikjnbvfdrtyujmnb@ May 18, 2020