Pool Champion

An upright land dwelling omnivore and primate. Habitats varied climates, utilizes tools, and sucks a lot of cocks.

Boy Howdy there goes that pool champion. You know

by Montana Welter December 23, 2019

dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.

At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 7, 2010

Crown Pools and Spas

When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.

Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.

They shouldn’t have walked across the road.

That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.

by BernardandJennaSmith March 13, 2023

Pool's Razor

Do not attribute to a conspiracy that which can be more readily attributed to cultural forces.

Joe Biden said the phrase "new world order" but it's more likely a Pool's Razor situation not a conspiracy.

by Tantris Oakblood March 22, 2022

Pool party

Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.

Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.

by Thrillsoda December 8, 2020