maria is one of the most adventures, fun, sexy and humorous woman you´ll ever meet. she is one you will tell your grandparents about and you will think about her till the day you die. not only is she super hot but she is intelligent, amazing and can make you laugh at any moment no matter how sad you are. Maria is just a unforgettable woman all in all.
by trumpfucker420 July 31, 2017
Get the maria mug.A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
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by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
Get the Greese Maria mug.Maria is a person that is kind, honest, open minded, but also a backstabber. She will care for you very much when you guys are friends. She will give you snacks, tell you her secrets, and support you in the things that you do. But she will also complain about everything, talk behind people’s backs, and be fake to people. And once you tell her you don’t want to be friends with her anymore, she’ll take it so calmly and nice, but then two days later she’ll talk about you to other people that she also replaced with you. She’ll only talk to people that talk to her. She’ll won’t do anything to your face but will talk about you no matter what. If you told her who you like then she’ll tell them rumors about you. Before you tell someone name Maria something about you, or even be friends with her, think again before doing anything.
by Ikyk.jiwan November 20, 2023
Get the Maria mug.Maria Luna is a very Happy-Go-Lucky girl, if this is your name, you probably like pink, and ponies, and will probably be better at baseball if your team uses pink uniforms.
by Poofesure Enjoyer April 14, 2025
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by KawaiiKaeru November 23, 2021
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