isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010

chair

a place to sit yo butt

imma throw a chair at yo fat face

by anonymous July 5, 2022

singing chair

A chair that has a vibrator/dildo attached to it.

Jim put Molly in the singing chair and she was screaming like a banshee.

by anonymous May 5, 2021

chair dent

a term used by annoying stan twitter gays and other social rejects who never stop looking at a screen, to describe someone like them, who spends way too much time sitting on a gaming chair and staring at a screen causing it to have a dent on it.

"chi girl have you seen that girls discord screentime? her chair dent must be huge!"

"bitch u spend the better part of ur day on twitter."

by lilfishprincess January 26, 2024

Chair.

A piece of furniture often composed of wood, metal, hard plastic, and other sources of materials. It is used as a surface to sit on for comfort, usually paired with a pillow for style.

I am going to sit on this chair.

by overdescribed. September 26, 2023

The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.

"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.

by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019