Watermelon

A vegetable that has a green inside and a red rim on the outside, which is covered in seeds. Its a very bitter and dry vegetable. It gives people covid.

Guy 1: "hey man, I just ate a watermelon!"
Guy 2: "go kill yourself."

by Professional_'Lil_Baby_Man June 5, 2022

watermelon

phantom chica in a nutshell

guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?

guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!

guy one: why are we still friends?

by boomer man May 28, 2021

Watermelon

Top price and juicey looks

Kim Kardashian west (spots gucci): omg that's so watermelon

by Soooooo watermelon February 25, 2019

Watermelon

Pretend your sucking on a titty, sucking on a watermelon is sucking on a titty for black people.😂

Wasteyute1:have you ever sucked on a titty?

Wasteyute2:nigga I got watermelons ion need no titties

by ThatOneNigga.Aye March 6, 2019

Watermelons

Friends with Benefits, (fruitz)

For recurring seedless hugs, without complications.
Two friends who trust each other enough to engage in sexual activity without fear of hurting the other's feelings. Ideal scenario for folk who are not interested in a serious relationship, or who do not have time for one. Not a boyfriend or girlfriend; neither party has to refrain from dating other people.

He/She is my Watermelon!

We are Watermelons, we are just FwB.

by Elegantbby October 13, 2020

watermelon

cute ;)

"hey girl youre a cutie.. oh wait thats a watermelon."

by skadosteve June 6, 2022

watermelon

Commonly used in SimGM's Kardashian Spoof.

It means "cool" or "awesome".

"So not watermelon."
"Oh my god, stop saying that. Watermelon will never catch on."
"You guys say it too!"
"I have never said that, Kim."
"Don’t listen to her, Khloe. She’s not watermelon."
"So not watermelon."

by CocoTheMii April 7, 2020