Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.

On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.

by Wendysfg August 28, 2023

Santa Cruzin'

Hiding under your jacket or blanket to smoke your dope.

What you doing under that blanket?

Santa Cruzin'

by OG Thug Wife January 8, 2025

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

Santa Claus

When she suck your sac

Wife: want a Santa Claus

by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020

Santa's Sack

When you dress up in a Santa costume and go balls deep in a girl

I gave my Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's Sack last night

by Biggius Dickus January 20, 2020

Santa

I hope this scars your childhood forever :)

A jolly old elf that knows where all the naughty girls live.
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"Condoms are for pussies."-Santa Claus (2013)
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Sneaks into houses at night.
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Cums at Christmas only.

"I hope Santa brings me a dildo this year, last year he brought me a 26 inch, but I need a 27 inch now."
"Be good this year honey, Santa only cums once a year."
"Harder daddy! Oh yeah Santa! Yeah, get in there."

by Illunious January 7, 2019