gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.

If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".

by QuacksO May 25, 2020

pole positioning

When two penises are in one vagina

Kenny and Kyle were pole positioning Wendy.

by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017

Poles

The pole on which rise’s gf dances naked to amuse the boys for da stonks

Gay having affair with rise gf : yo babe ( rise gf ) whatcha doin?
Rise gf : I’m dancing naked on da poles .. wanna join me?
Rise: Enjoy

by Poleslove😽😻😍🥰😘 April 15, 2021

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.

thera is a total pole vacuum.

by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016