Poser

1.\Pos"er\: a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not.

My buddy just got a Mohawk and he is a total Poser.

by StadsRaptor May 20, 2009

poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.

princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.

by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023

Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.

The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Poser

A guy who talks like he's known you his whole life even though he's never met you is a strange kind of poser.

The boy wasn't getting the attention of the kinds of guys (besides knowing what his band's name was) he wanted attention from, so he wrote lyrics about fighting with people he never met before, so that he's got their attention if he really wants it. His target didn't give him much thought before, but now thinks he's a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022

Poser

Poser is a person in their 20s or under who dresses so much like a skater that their outfit screams to people that they skateboard yet they don’t even have a skateboard or have one but doesn’t know how to use one but brings it with them but doesn’t use it. Posers may hold their Trucks or do Mongo Pushing and brag about their fake grindings from their skateboard and that they’re so good at skateboarding, Until someone asks them to do an Ollie and ends up getting injured causing themselves to be embarassed and everyone calling them “Posers”

Kid: Hey! Do a Kickflip!
Poser: Oh Uh Okay… “Attempts an Ollie and falls”
Kid: Do you even SKATE mister?
Poser: Um of course I do, I’ve been skating for years!
Kid: Then how did you fail trying an Ollie??
Poser: Look… I’m just aaaaa burnt out okay.
Kid: Okay then, Poser!

by 8408 :D October 8, 2022

Poser' Up

A form of fetish that glorifies the fetishization and dressing of "Posers" in a Sub-Cultural setting. Goth, Punk, Emo, etc.

Have you seen Erin Micklow recently? she's all Poser'd Up

I'd love to poser' up that chick i see all the time at Punk shows, she seems innocent enough.

Up the Poser'-Ups!

by WWACKO July 10, 2024