Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018
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When a female half of your size becomes angry and decides to put her hands on you and it is more sad than intimidating.
by Fancy Colt September 27, 2017
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A mix between butthurt and special snowflake. Mostly feminists, vegans, Black Lives Matter supporters etc. They are easily offended by anything, the slightest racial, sexist, homophobic joke or statement. They have no understanding of how the world works and consider their views to be the only ones suitable for "world peace". A triggered mouse will ignore facts or proven arguments for the sake of censoring everything that they find "ofensive" to any group of people or "harmful" to the planet and its inhabitants. These people's goal is to turn the world into a safe place, often trying to censor opponents. Instead of focusing on real and far more serious issues, they prefer to work on minor things like an offensive comment on a website. A triggered mouse will constantly play the victim card to escape an argument they know they can't win, hence the term "mouse". The 21st century has seen an increase in the amount of such people and it is a serious problem in the modern world.
I tried explaining to her it was just a joke but she is a complete triggered mouse.
A bunch of triggered mice just reported my video for telling the truth.
A bunch of triggered mice just reported my video for telling the truth.
by Vortic April 16, 2017
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This page is so long! It takes ages to scroll it with my laptop pad, let me grab my... oh.
Just had a ghost mouse.
Just had a ghost mouse.
by kansas54 May 16, 2017
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