Green flag man

A pimp-like simp.

Allows his spouse to whore around.

90s' vaccine product.

Shivers at the thought of raising his voice against spouse's chronic compulsion to give boners to strangers.
A husband material for sexually debauched empowered women.

"John is such a green flag man! You are so lucky to get him."

by cosmicpunk December 23, 2023

Flag-up

Colloquial term for being dead.

(Redneck Slang. Northeastern Georgia, U.S.) Man, there he was, lying on the sidewalk, flag-up; that dude was dead!

by Redneck Sally May 26, 2018

Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."

by Half Mast May 27, 2021

Flag

The little red thing that says flag in the bottom right corner of the definition

>hey can you flag my definition
-okay

by BreadTaken January 12, 2021

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

Red Flag

It means the girl giving you red flags wants the penis.

That’s your 3rd red flag.

by emptykidz January 1, 2022

Vantared Flag

Vantared (An imaginary color inspired by the color 'Vantablack') Flag is a term derived from the commonly used phrase "Red flag" used to indicate a very large red flag.

Bro 1: "Yooo this chick just told me she wants to take my blood in a vial and wear it as a necklace to show her love for me"
Bro 2: "Brooo that's mad creepy. Sounds like a Vantared Flag"

by the onion boy August 23, 2021