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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.
"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."
by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012
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Ex-Kristin

A crazy-ass bitch that doesn't appreciate love, family, children or pets.
That Ex-Kristin left her husband after 12yrs. That man gave her everything. They were married in Hawaii! She told him she was leaving 3 days before their babies 1st birthday. Now she's out doing some loser that she works with. WTH?
by WebNinja February 26, 2011
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 March 13, 2011
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Ex-skype-ted

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
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$ex Energy

$ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁
You heard that new $ex Energy song? That shit is fire🔥🔥🔥. I played it like 20 times in a row 😂.
by Music Enthusiast November 23, 2021
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Exe we're tired of u mfs

We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
Exe we're tired of u mfs
by Exe we're tired of u mfs November 23, 2021
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