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Tear Hogger

A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
by mudskipper1977 April 8, 2025
mugGet the Tear Hoggermug.

Dumpster Tears

Tears that are incincere , similar to crocodile tears
He cried insincere dumpster tears to get off the hook and not face the consequences of his actions
by Tank_ah_licious March 4, 2024
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Dragon Tears

When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .
Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.
by Sav TheSavatar August 5, 2024
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Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.
by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021
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prom night tears

The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".
Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.
by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013
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Doodle Tear

A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
by mark6321 August 17, 2023
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goth tears

Tears or intense sadness caused by your whore
Fren: whats wrong slatty
Me: jus a couple goth tears, im straight
by Knowoneism September 26, 2022
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