A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021
by Dante real man December 08, 2022
When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.
by Delvakio January 11, 2018
Act when a woman is at the bottom of a slide with her legs spread. The man then slides head first down the slide with his tongue out so it can enter her vagina.
by Brancher June 13, 2023
1. A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
2. The sexual position.
3. A dance move, consisting of pantomiming meeching and waddling while bobbing the head right and left and the posterior up and down.
1. Sorry about the squishy penguin in your brain.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
2. I got to left field last night. that's right, the squishy penguin.
3. I won the national squishy penguin dance award.
by P. N. Guinn II August 30, 2010