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ranch roast

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes
by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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roasted squash

A white as hell male that was previously a burnt zucchini, but has upgraded to the next level.
Dalton used to be a burnt zucchini but he is now a roasted squash!
by Minimal Chode April 12, 2017
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roasted tomato

a hot girl or guy that many people think is attractive.
"Damn, did you see that girl in the coffee shop? She's a roasted tomato, man. I'd like to take her out sometime."
by cow7 April 17, 2017
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Roast Dictionary

A place where fellow community members go to deeply insult and potentially emotionally traumatize their beloved friends and family.
Wow she got roasted so hard roast beef got jealous, must be from Roast Dictionary (roastdictionary.com)
by RoastMahToast May 9, 2017
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Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
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Roast

When you can say "owned" afterwards, that is a roast ma dudes
by Roaster1337 October 15, 2017
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