A Dirty Eli is when you are having intercourse with a Vietnamese prostitute and you cum in both of her nostrils and all of the villagers are trying to break in to the shed where you have held her captive. At the same time mixed feelings of “ that was a phat nut” and “Gotta blast” ensue upon you and your mind is racing so fast that you collapse to the floor and feel paralyzed as you are snatched up by the villagers with your pants still at your ankles
by 12inchEli April 12, 2020
Get the Dirty Elimug. by Markotix January 31, 2005
Get the Dirty Denmug. This is when you go on vacation in Puerto Rico after a major hurricane and think you can just eat and drink anything you want, such as Beer bongs, Funyuns, Bimbo cookies, and Shrimp Fofongos, until you get explosive diarrhea, then the water goes out so you can't use the toilet and you destroy the motel carpets.
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by Xraynova May 7, 2018
Get the dirty tobymug. A Dirty Dykstra is an alcoholic mixed cocktail consisting of sprite, grenadine, whiskey and Kahlua. This drink is a distasteful blend designed to "butch up" a Shirley temple.
by Michael Welsch January 17, 2008
Get the Dirty Dykstramug. she's absolutely gorgeous and gives the best head. her pussy is FIRE. she will do whatever you want her to. she is loyal. and if you have a chance, get with her before i do. treat her like a queen. she precious and if she likes you, you're definitely the only one.
by kp0005822 April 15, 2020
Get the dirty mckenziemug. when a stripper places her head between your legs and hums on your private parts through your clothes.
by Matlock503 April 18, 2010
Get the dirty kazoomug. A sexual act between two women where one woman rubs her breast(s) on the vagina specifically the clitoris of the other woman.
by madmeszel June 21, 2014
Get the Dirty Irenemug.