An Angry Richard is where one male/female rubs icyhot on a phallic object, then proceeds to fornicate with a a partner.
by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020
Get the angry richardmug. Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
Get the Angry Triceratopsmug. When your fucking a girl doggy style and you pull both of her arms behind her back and your dick in her ass. This will make her scream (in pleasure) and shout (in pain) while flapping her arms vigorously.
by The._.Other._.Person January 11, 2018
Get the Angry chickenmug. Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017
Get the Angry Mallorymug. A group of homosexual anglers from the Northern United States area who are angry at other fishermen who do not share their beliefs and activities. Usually found at paylakes, under highway bridges, and Bassmaster tournaments offering oral sex for fishing gear. Believed to be fathered by their Grandfathers or Uncles, so they have very short tempers and consider themselves "Angry" to anyone they feel is a better fisherman. Known to run if threatened or confronted in public.
Look at that guy offering free blowjobs at that paylake. . . Im sure he is a member of ANGRY ANGLERS!!!
by SRCG August 13, 2018
Get the ANGRY ANGLERSmug. When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.
"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"
by Blue899 April 23, 2018
Get the Angry Ryanmug. by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021
Get the Angry childmug.