smoker

A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.

Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)

by Goldfish United! March 2, 2009

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 30, 2005

Smoke dick

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

by miracle21 December 23, 2008

Smoked Out

Being so incredibly high on weed that you feel as if the world is turning.

Experiences include, but are not limited to:
Uncontrollable laughing
Hallographic vision
Senses Version 2.0 (Everything you hear, touch, smell, taste, and see is more amazing than ever)
Munchies
Forgetfulness
Story Telling
Lack of Coordination
Dizziness (Its the good kind)
Red eyes/Squinty eyes
Sitting in a car with your mouth hanging open

If you have not felt more than 3 of the above feelings/exeriences you did not experience a good high.
Go smoke dope!

Girl: Hey, whats up?
Boy: Smoked out girllllllll oh my goddddd.
Girl: Gimme that dope! Pass that!

by smokinsmokinshani August 10, 2009

smoke dick

to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.

boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."

boy 1: "woah bro, nice."

by jadeisstraight March 11, 2017

smoke

a cigarette

She can't stand to start her day without lighting up a smoke.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 9, 2003

Stokey

The current state of being stoked when accomplishing an awesome or unreal task.

Dude! I just kicked your ass at beer pong. That is so stokey!

by thisiscoryhart August 23, 2012