clayton steamer

taking a shit on your hand and chucking it at someone’s car

carson got clayton steamer’s by janelle last night after the fire

by jake15mcg September 23, 2023

Harrison Steamer

when James Harrison takes a dump on on someone's chest while Tebowing

After his 3rd sack in the game knocked Tim Tebow out, James Harrison mocked him by dropping trou and giving him a Harrison Steamer.

by Krazy Korean January 7, 2012

Carolina Steamer Remix

Like a Cleveland Steamer, but instead they shit on your face and you motorboat the butt cheeks after.

Sarah expected a Carolina Steamer, but she was surprised when I hit her with the Carolina Steamer Remix instead.

by DookieBraids June 30, 2021

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019

Swirly Steamer

A fat-ass blowjob given knee deep in an old, country-side gas station toilet.

1) Teddy paid $69 for a swirly steamer in the Shell station around the corner.
2) Emmett let one slip out during his early morning swirly steamer.

by adamfaulk November 29, 2017

hoosier steamer

When somebody takes a huge, steamy corn-filled shit on their sexual partners chest. Often occurs when trying to perform a Cleveland Steamer, but, surprise, somebody had corn the day before.

Woooo-weeee! I don’t remember eating that much corn for that might fine Hoosier Steamer.

Damn, girl! That ain’t no Cleveland Steamer when your shittin’ whole kernels.

by Hotlunchable August 26, 2018

Grim Steamer

The act of taking a dump in a grave yard at night.

On the way home from the beach one night, Kevin took a grim steamer near that church on Rt 78.

by jslo December 14, 2009