beard snack

A particle of solid or liquid food that has lodged in someone's beard.

Mona (pointing to Larry's full red beard): Sweetie, are you gonna eat that beard snack or kin I have it?

by WiscoTheElder March 6, 2015

Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!

Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)

by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021

mixed snack

a biracial person who is hot as hell. you need them in your life because they will spice up your life with their funky flavors.

Don't ever let go of that mixed snack or Jermaine is gonna eat her up.

by mixedbabypower October 3, 2017

snack party

A type of party for celebrating to have snacks.

I'm having a snack party.

by Ritacca February 18, 2023

Snack table

Having a girl get on her hands and knees in front of the television while you drink beer, eat snacks, and have vigorous sex with her from behind...all at the same time.

Man last night ole girl let me have a snack table, but i ran out of beer right in the middle of it, so next time ill have a 12 pack.

by justin russell February 25, 2009

Snack dog

Diminutive, usually purebred dogs that look like they could be swallowed whole. Sometimes spotted in women's purses.

Check out that Saint Bernard sniffing the Chihuahua. Looks like he's found himself a snack dog.

by braains June 18, 2009

snack

someone who is sexy

catholic school girl: "Isn't Michael Rubin such a snack??"

by catholicschoolhoe October 8, 2019