Alexis Smith

A human who cant shit without there asshole ripping

I hate to say it but your a Alexis Smith

by Ceeessh April 14, 2020

joe smith

the name you make up when your friends ask you if you have a boyfriend. sometimes you make a fake instagram account to go the extra mile.

friend- hey lila u got a boyfriend yet?
lila- yes his name is joe smith
friend- show me proof
lila-'looks up top 10 hot models under 15'

by sksksinny legend October 1, 2019

Ms. Smith

THE MOST FUCKING GENERIC NAME FOR A TEACHER IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD. ITS ALSO THE MOST GENERIC NAME IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD.

WHAT THE FUCK BRO ALL TEACHERS IN 5TH GRADE ARE NAMED Ms. Smith,

by I will be famous on tiktok May 21, 2020

Sean smith

He is a good person he may not look or seem like it but he is he is a bit slow when it comes to school but you can count on him to keep secrets he hates keeping secrets to his friends he tells them everything hardly lies covers up for friends and when he has a crush on someone he wont get his crush off its stuck on you for ever he wont stop till he has had enough of any girl named with a K in there name he has a crush on he is very special also he is not afraid to start dancing goofing around or anything that's his life

Example Sean smith is my best friend

by EXDOUD March 5, 2021

Brad Smith

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.

Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him

by N1SS4N GTR March 28, 2020

batty smith

Waiting for your turn whilst watching lesbian sex.

I've been waiting for a Batty Smith for over an hour now and I am about to bust a nut

by Fluffy Pineapple September 25, 2017

Mary Smith

When your having a conversation and Mary Smith chimes in and says the same f***ing thing!

me: it’s going to rain the for the next five days

(dumbass comes in a five seconds later)
dumbass: it’s going to rain for the next five days
me: okay Mary Smith

by em04 March 26, 2020