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safe

A code-word of the "gruellerese" dialect to denote getting high on pot.

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Dude I had a bad day at work and was just dying to get safe when I got home!
by Bard April 28, 2003
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Safe sex

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex
Have safe sex’s hoes
by Rivers clement November 2, 2018
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cracking the safe

To twist a girls nipples as if you were trying to crack a safe
Tonight i am cracking the safe with jessica
by tom the tool November 12, 2006
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Safe Space

Contrary to popular misbelief, safe spaces are not about sheltering or impeding free speech, but instead are meant to be places that are respectful and free of hate.
Tom thinks safe spaces are stupid because his transphobic.
by WiseWithWords August 27, 2019
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safety dance

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.
I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^
by Tomicide January 14, 2005
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safety

Safety is the act of saving urself when u say somethin stupid and u dont get a SAVE ME ONE CHOP!
SAFETY!SAFETY! I meant to say dat u dont hav di bi di i ur mouf u hav di bi pussy i ur mouf BITCH!
by Pimp Daddy Bitch July 8, 2004
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Safeway

When someone has sex standing against a frige in the frozen food section at any Safeway!!!
Chad safewayed a chick in brandons dream!!!
by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004
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