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situational friendship

situational friendship

1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.

Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club

also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out
Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship

"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"

Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship
by flowers_in_my_footsteps June 6, 2017
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tree sitty

How a 10 year old says (Xbox) 360.
Brat: Mommy, I want a tree sitty.
Mother: No.
Brat: TREE SITTY, TREE SITTY! I WANT A TREE SITTY!
by Ruklo June 19, 2006
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Human Situation

A course that all Honors students at the University of Houston’s Main Campus must take. Human Situation students are required to read several books and write interpretive essays on them. Can be abbreviated as Human Sit. Human Situation is a major source of stress for students and is responsible for one in every three visits to CAPS.
“Zeus bless those poor, unfortunate souls in Human Situation.”

“Dr. J. Rainbow is the best professor in the Human Situation.”

“What do I do in Human Sit Lecture? I’m a human. I sit.”
by Omegan2021 October 25, 2017
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happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.
How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?
by MisterLister November 8, 2010
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sitting on an onion

verb-letting out a series of silent and stinky farts without admitting to them.
Did you smell Kori at dinner?
Yeah she must have been sitting on an onion.
by FrankM September 20, 2007
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Situation Stipulation

A cluase to a situation which voids any kind of action that would normaly be carried out by the party invovled in the situation.
"Hey man...you were suppose to go on that double date with me and my girl!"

"Nah man...SITUATION STIPULATION! You didnt inform me that i was goin to be going with her "ugly" friend...and I had to pay for both of us!
by Pete187 November 24, 2007
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sitp

short for a friend who is stuck in the past. frequently says things like, remember when... This leaves the person who actually wasnt there completely clueless while the other noddes head knowingly.
Scott- hey didnt you hang with joe and jack yesterday?
Justin- Yah, but they were totally sitp.
by ima pain February 26, 2009
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